1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud.............."I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble..........."I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Agression........."FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust..........."Fuck me."
7. Confusion........."What the fuck...?"
8. Displeasure......."Fucking shit man..."
9. Lost.............."Where the fuck are we?"
10. Disbelief........."UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!"
11. Retaliation......."Up your fucking ass!"
12. Apathy............"Who really gives a fuck?"
13. Suspicion........."Who the fuck are you?"
14. Directions........"Fuck off."
15. It can be maternal........"MOTHERFUCKER!!"
16. It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"
17. It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole."
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshima
"Thats not a real fucking gun." ~John Lennon
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" ~Captain of the Titanic
"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon
"Heads are gonna fucking roll." ~Anne Boleyn
"Any fucking idiot could answer that." ~Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" ~Picasso
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" ~Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." ~Walt Disney
"Houston, we have a big fucking problem." ~The crew of Apollo 13